EARTHQUAKE!!!

We had one today - 5.7 magnitude centered in Chino. I'm glad I live in L.A.

WTF?

So now the 7YO that stole his grandmother's truck has now decided it proper to beat up on said grandmother for telling him he couldn't have any chicken wings...

Jesus be a lap band and a Hot Wheels Track.

This is why I can't have kids. I'm not uber violent, but I believe that a little harsh discipline can go a LONG way.

I weep for the kids, man. I really do.

Ugh

Just read Mo'Kelly's blog on 50 Cent's "beef" with Alicia Keys. I am truly disgusted.

50 is an idiot and is shameless in making himself look even more like an idiot when he speaks to people in interviews. It's disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. I would add more, but it's only going to be a string of expletives with no real literary value - entertaining or otherwise.

This is the shit that makes me hate hip-hop. Honestly.

And We're Back...

And not in a good way.

My car, that I just got out of the shop for the sum of nearly $1,300, is back in the damn shop. For some reason unbeknown to me, my car decided not to start when I was ready to leave work today.
I seem to have the worst luck with cars. *sigh*

If this is more than a $350 fix, I'm getting a new car. Just like mom and sister apparently. There must be something in the water.

My dear mother...

Just called me to let me know that she bought a "new" car. A Chevy Aveo. It's something she's been looking at for a few months now, so she went on a whim and got one.

If you knew my mom, you would know that this is the most out-of-character thing she has ever done.

Good Lord. What would Daddy think? LOL.